Meteorite

I'm Miyako Onda, a lowly gay janitor. The only thing that brightens my day is watching my heartthrob, Kei Kashima, on TV. That is, until one day when I meet him in person! I've got to be the luckiest old fart on the planet! I would've had a better chance of getting hit by a meteorite! In another story, an in-debt businessman owes the lender his nipples!

(Source: Renta!)